Editor: Poor_Hero kun!! and Lazaruz22!!
TN: And finally the story is moving onto 002 of the digest chapters.
AN: Thanks for your likes! The number of people increased so my heartbeat is raising…And so.
A child’s work was to play, to eat and to sleep.
I bade farewell to the 1 year of being a kid which I enjoyed very much.
In that year I played with Father in the garden sometimes, had Mary San read pictures books to me, played building blocks with Mother. And also practicing magic when no one was looking.
It seemed like in this world, the growth of the body was faster as compared and nowadays, I was eating what adults were eating. Eating food that Nobles ate.
But somehow even though the ingredients were high-grade, there were times when the taste was so bland that I yearned for a stronger, junk-food like taste.
Which I felt was such a pity.
And that kind of me was finally turning 3 years old today!
Finally! 3 years old!
Actually, upon coming into this world, I made a promise with myself. 3 years old, it was 3 years old. When I could finally show my thirst for knowledge as well as speech and conduct. As I had memories of my previous world, I came to the conclusion that it would not be strange for a child to have a thirst of knowledge at 3 years old.
Honestly, hearing all about Father’s hero’s tale and gossips about the nation from the maids made me unable to stop thinking about it!
And finally the day which I could do something came and I was so excited.
Ah, no, it was that I was excited about the party or looking forward to the presents or stuff like that. I was not.
And that kind of me is finally turning 3 today!
Finally! 3 years old!
Actually, upon coming into this world, I made a promise with myself. 3 years old, it is 3 years old. When I can finally show my thirst for knowledge as well as speech and conduct. As I have memories of my previous world, I came to the conclusion that it would not be strange for a child to have a thirst of knowledge at 3.
Honestly, hearing all about Father’s hero’s tale and gossips about the nation from the maids made me unable to stop thinking about it!
And finally the day which I can do something came and I am so excited.
Ah, no, it is that I am excited about the party or looking forward to the presents or stuff like that. I am not.
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” Young Master.”
Mary San took my hand and opened the huge door.
” Good luck.”
With that, we entered the room. I gave a small nod, and looked in front of me. A red curtain filled my sight. Splendor gold ornament embellished it, a rare sight in our house.
And if I turned my head a little, what entered my sight would be people, people, people….
Yes, today was my birthday party slash debut party.
3 years old debuting was a little early but when I heard about it, my first impression was that it must be a custom among Nobles.
Tentatively, it was the birthday of the eldest son of a distinguished family so a magnificent buffet was held, where the likes of Nation’s high ranking officers and Nobles were invited.
….Uwah, how very noble-ish… Even though I was a Noble as well…
Did I have to do courtesy calls? To become a Tanuki to find out what was their intentions? [TN: Meaning using sly methods to gauge their intentions or what they are thinking.] Well, I had been worrying about all these things but it turned out that because I was only 3 years old, my duty was only to do the introductory speech at the beginning.
Ah, I was relieved.
And thus, I was at the stage of a ballroom-like room in my house, standing at the side, behind the curtains, waiting for my turn.
…I was not..nervous..not but since I was only 3 years old, I could pretend to be innocent. Thinking of ridiculous excuses like that, I could remain somewhat calm.
There was no royalty here. There was no state officers here. Everyone was a pumpkin! [TN: Me!]
Yes, pumpkin…no, that person might be an egg that looked like a pumpkin. Oh, I was about to burst into laughter, and thanks to that, my nervousness lessened.
Thank so much, Egg-like Uncle. In my heart, you were THE Humpty-Dumpty.
And as I was thinking about rude stuff like that, Father finished his greetings and my name was called on stage.
On the palm of my hand, I wrote ‘EGG’ 3 times and swallowed it down. I steeled myself and walked out of the curtain and onto the stage. [TN: Japanese custom is to write people, 人, 3 times on the palm and swallowed it down to prevent nervousness.]
” Oooh! ”
Immediately all eyes were on me and astonished gasps could be heard.
….E,eh?! Eh, eh, was there something wrong with me? Was there something stuck on me? It could not be, were my clothes torn?
The EGG I just swallowed felt like it exploded somewhere inside me but somehow, I managed to control my expression and walked to the center of the stage slowly, minding my posture.
I faced the front.
I could see the Egg (-like Uncle). …Phew…I felt more composed.
” As introduced, I am Williams-Beryl. Today is my birthday party for celebrating me becoming 3 years old and I am really grateful to all of you for accepting the invitation. I hope you can enjoy yourselves and hope you have a great chime. ”
Commotion stirred among the guests.
Uwah…Damn it, I fumbled!
Wasn’t it fine, I was only 3 years old! …Of course, I guessed a Noble had to really do it properly…
I controlled the urge to hang my head and mustered the last of my energy. Pasting a pleasant smile on my face, I slowly and elegantly bowed.
” And so, let the feast start.”
With that one sentence from Father, the room became brighter.
…It must be light magic.
I bowed once more, to the noisy guests who held wine or appetizers in their hand, and walked back backstage.
….Hahhhh….I was tired.
As I released a deep sigh, the door opened and I met eyes with Mary San.
” ……. ”
” You worked hard, Young Master. It was a wonderful speech. ”
…I fumbled though.
But I accepted Mary San’s compliment honestly. …I think it was okay to not rub salt into my wounds.
” Thank you.”
I smiled, finally relaxed, and entered the room.
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AN: EGG Uncle played a big role.
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☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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▒▓█▇▅▂∩(・ω・)∩▂▅▇█▓▒▒
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Thanks for the chapter, when the harem part will start?
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Not that I can see… Not for a Long time I think
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The Author did say it was a slow story, well i’ll just have to wait, even though i love cruel stories with hardcore, villain, rappist, manipulative MC reading feel good once in a while it’s note that bad cough cough “uchinomusume” cough
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MC *is* only three. Well, he’s charmed the maids and isn’t there a reverse harem where she started accumulating guys at nearly such a tender age? But I don’t think it’s time yet to shatter his delusion about that “plain” face of his.
(Oh, and pumpkin, thanks for the chapter!)
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Last time I checked, in the most recent chapter he is still 8 years old. Actually, for most of the chapters currently up, he is 8 years old.
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wtf! Ain’t he just a 3 year old
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This chapter was EGG-streame…
Sorry about that, couldn’t resist. Thanks for the chapter! 😃
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EGG-actly!
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I was EGG-specting it…
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What can I say? These are the yolks, folks. 😛
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Yes it was indeed very EGG-citing
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Guys, let’s not EGG-saggerate the importance of the EGG-man.
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EGG-cellent! Thanks for the new chapter!
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Thanks for the chapter. Pumpkin, I can see you were also there, eh.
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Oh god… Them eggs puns are rolling…
Thanks for teh chapter~
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s/mugic/magic/
Thanks for the chapter.
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I believe that egg uncle are the king of all egg *eh
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thanks for the chapter !
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Thanks for the chapter! Even if the pumkin got overshadow by the egg, we reader have still notice you! You’re acting was great!
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Awww, please vote for me!
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Thank you for the chapter. Great work!
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egg-erly waiting here o.O thank you for the chapters…
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Thanks for the chapter!
Keep up the good work!
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Humpty-Dumpty, thats a kid head in the end!
Thanks for the chapter! Great work!
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thanks for the chapter 😘
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Thank you for the chap!! And let’s aim number 50+ on NU
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What does that means exactly?
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We want to see you in the top 2 pages here
http://www.novelupdates.com/series-ranking/?rank=popmonth&pg=1
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Ah! Now I get it. Thanks!
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I think this won’t be the last time we’ll hear about egg uncle. My 10cents says he’s egg royalty
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That speech did not look like by a 3 years old… Thanks for the chapter.
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Thanks egg uncle.. hahaha
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Meatbun delivery~
Thank chu for the chappy i had a great chime~ ( ●w●)
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Bowing? Really? European noble bowing to equals? Hm, well, I’ll never understand why Japanese sol liking to bow all days long. My ancestors was shedding blood and was dying for me to not be bowing ever.
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“And that kind of me is finally turning 3 today!
Finally! 3 years old!
Actually, upon coming into this world, I made a promise with myself. 3 years old, it is 3 years old. When I can finally show my thirst for knowledge as well as speech and conduct. As I have memories of my previous world, I came to the conclusion that it would not be strange for a child to have a thirst of knowledge at 3.
Honestly, hearing all about Father’s hero’s tale and gossips about the nation from the maids made me unable to stop thinking about it!
And finally the day which I can do something came and I am so excited.
Ah, no, it is that I am excited about the party or looking forward to the presents or stuff like that. I am not.”
this part doubleposted somehow
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Indeed it is.
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thanks!
speech, yay! and 3 years old, wooo!
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Thanks for doing this chapter! 😇
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And that kind of me was finally turning 3 years old today!
Finally! 3 years old!
Actually, upon coming into this world, I made a promise with myself. 3 years old, it was 3 years old. When I could finally show my thirst for knowledge as well as speech and conduct. As I had memories of my previous world, I came to the conclusion that it would not be strange for a child to have a thirst of knowledge at 3 years old.
Honestly, hearing all about Father’s hero’s tale and gossips about the nation from the maids made me unable to stop thinking about it!
And finally the day which I could do something came and I was so excited.
Ah, no, it was that I was excited about the party or looking forward to the presents or stuff like that. I was not.
And that kind of me is finally turning 3 today!
Finally! 3 years old!
Actually, upon coming into this world, I made a promise with myself. 3 years old, it is 3 years old. When I can finally show my thirst for knowledge as well as speech and conduct. As I have memories of my previous world, I came to the conclusion that it would not be strange for a child to have a thirst of knowledge at 3.
Honestly, hearing all about Father’s hero’s tale and gossips about the nation from the maids made me unable to stop thinking about it!
And finally the day which I can do something came and I am so excited.
Ah, no, it is that I am excited about the party or looking forward to the presents or stuff like that. I am not.
It is repeated at the beginning of the chapter.
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