083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil

Editor: Poor_Hero

TN: Well, I hold off from saying that this is going to be a short arc for some reason I can’t fathom… This is a short arc.

I had fun reading all your speculations about how Will defeats Demon but guys, just a warning. This is a comedy. This is a comedy. This is a comedy. Important things must be said thrice.

This arc will end with the next chapter. Well, to sum this arc up, it’s CROSS DRESSING, Ivan and maybe a dash of The DESTRUCTION DEVIL  Demon. Oh, I forgot Spinel but eh, he’s not important.


The direction Shadow-guy was pointing at was, of course, the place where the 3 of them were laying flat on the ground, covered by my barrier.

If Zirco-san’s words were true, that [God Slaying Sword] Demon was using could cut through anything. This was going to be really problematic.

The barrier I set up would most likely by cut down easily. All the attributes, Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, and even Void, which didn’t even exist got cut/destroyed with that broadsword.

I can escape, but what about the 3 of them?

It went without saying for Ivan-san but I had experience with the aftermath of being bound by the [Collar Of Slavery]. They won’t be able to move for a while.

If that Shadow-guy knew about it and that I would release the collars and planned all this in advance, I would admit that he was clever. As one would expect from an underworld specialist. His cunningness was unparalleled.

 

” Stop fooling around, you bastard! ”
” I am not fooling around. Sorry for this late introduction. My name is not ‘bastard’ but Spinel, the chief of [Shadows]. Please to meet you. ”

《無》
[TN: Mu. Nothing or Void I guess.]

I cannot do nothing. Everything will end if I do! As he seemed like he was about to launch into a villainous laughter, I had enough time to set up a huge ball of nothingness behind Spinel’s back.

Even the so-called Destruction Devil knew that if his summoner died, he would disappear as well so he dashed towards the ball of nothingness excitedly.

Making use of that gap, I rushed over to the 3.

 

[God Slaying Sword].

A name that was overflowing with chunibyo-ness. As it was the extremely foul aspect of being able to cut anything. And that sword was fast approaching me. The slow-motion world became even slower. I thought I heard screams coming from behind me.

Able to cut anything. I felt like I heard that somewhere before.
[TN: Duh. Every LN ever made?]

I couldn’t help but laughed even at this timing. Well, I do not think I can avoid this. In that case.

“《こんにゃく召喚》! ”
[TN: Konnyaku Shokan. Summon Konnyaku, a food that has 0 calories. ]

I summoned a huge Konnyaku to appear in front of me. I apologize to the otherworld factory or supermarket or any family that I stole this from.

As I stared hard, so hard that I could burn a hole, at the slowly swinging sword, something shocking happened.
[TN: The slowness was the slow-motion thingy.]

The edge of the blade touched the Konnyaku. It sank in a little and then…..Boing went the weird elasticity of the Konnyaku and the sword was bounced clean off.

” Viva Konnyaku….! ”

It seemed like Konnyaku can’t be cut in this world as well.

It was my win.

 

” Destruction Devil? Stop joking. Destruction in front of creation doesn’t mean a thing! I will never recognize some chap who can only cut things to be the ‘Destruction Devil’. You are at most a ‘battle mania’. ”

I sneered at Demon, who had a bewildered expression on his face, still holding onto his ‘bounced’ broadsword.

” 《花瓶召喚》! ”
[TN: Kabin Shokan. Summon Vase. Ooooh, someone gonna die.]

I summoned Matilda-san’s vase and dropped it above Demon’s head.

Directly at the crown.

” Besides, the ‘god’ you speak of is an unreasonable being. For example, making a vase drop out of the sky. ”

Demon collapsed. Then he dissolved into black smog that dispersed into the air.

” Please do not talk about god. That topic irritates me. ”

Behind me with my smiling face, I am sure you can see an aura in the shape of John-sensei. That was how angry I actually was. I then turned to Spinel directly and let out my mana.

….Ah, how stupid I was. Won’t that end instantly?

” Spinel-san. This is the face of me being merciful. ”

Spinel fainted just like that, with a stunned expressions stuck on his face. Well, I was rather evil in the end.

 

 

First you tie Spinel up with magic~♪
Just a little, and a little more, increase the gravity and extract the mana~♪
And ta-dah, Spinel-scroll is done~♪

 

I tied Spinel up in an easy-to-understand way those children programs often used. I had extracted all of his mana and bound him up with my magic so even if he woke up, there was nothing he could do. Plus I increased the gravity hold on him too. There was no way he could move. Not even I could move.

Buu-san, who as lying right beside, was making a face as if he stepped on a bug…..no, as if he bit on that bug. Was it just my imagination? I want it to be.

” That… was rather unbearable. ”

It was my imagination that he said that with a miserable face. Yep.

 

Anyway, I was happy that this trip, to chase after [Shadow], was over.

To tell the truth, I was shocked at how fast this case was settled. At this speed, it was like I devised this whole thing before bringing the case to the ‘detective agency’. I couldn’t help but had these kind of doubts.

Having said that, I can’t stay in Hattuo for a vacation either. Because we were here to do a job. We can’t delay the report.

I wanted to go for a bit of sight-seeing but…there was no choice. Let’s come back for a vacation the next time.

 

Well, for now, I transported the 3 at once, who can’t move because of the backlash from the [Collar of Slavery]. Of course, Spinel too. And when the scene changed to the bed in room of the inn I was staying.

” Wi…. Willlll-dono?! This place is?! ”
” Wi-Willia-chan?! ”

Although I was neither Willlll or Wi-Willia, I resigned myself to it. It was normal for them to be confused. I was sure if I was in their shoes, I would be so shocked that my hiccups wouldn’t stop. Although I was not hiccuping right now.

But, then.

” Aaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiioooooooouuuuuuuu! ”

Stop shaking me!
I can’t explain like this even if I want to!

” Stop it! ”

I shook off their hands and jumped. In the air, I then pulled out my paper fan from my pendent.

” Gwah! ”
” Uwah! ”

Yosh, they calmed down. I waved my hand in front of their eyes and their line of vision followed it.

Hm, they looked fine…I think…maybe? Yep.

” Do you need an explanation? ”
“” Isn’t it obvious?! “”

I shrank back from the perfect harmony from the both of them…. not. I stared in mute amazement as I regained my composure.

” Erm….. You should know that I am the eldest son of the Duke of Elzmu Country, Gion Beryl, right? ”
” Wait a minute. That was real? ”

I didn’t expect I would pause at this stage.
Ivan-san asked, his eyes wondering about desperately.

” Yes. ”
” I thought it was a gh… ghost. ”

At Ivan-san’s words, my eyes turns into dots. [TN: This]
This was really a bolt out of the blue.

” ……Ghost? ”

I can’t help but parrot his words.

” Yea. I thought it was a Noble ghost called Will that was possessing Willia-chan. ”
” …..That’s not it. Both inner and outer are all Will, you know? 100% man. If you want I can strip, no, please let me strip. ”

Zirco-san put a stop to the me who was desperately trying to prove myself and erased the shame.

Whoa, whoa.

” I am sorry, I went a little out of control there. ”
” No….no problem. ”
” The proof that I am not a ghost… Oh right. 《悪霊退散》! ”
[TN: Akurei Taisan, Banish, Oh Evil spirits!]

White flames raised up at my chant and licked my body. The bed remained unburned. Although this spell was from the Fire attribute, it was a flame that deal with spirits, like ghosts, zombies and undead. The laws of nature?

No no. This is a magical world that is full of fantasy, you know?
Ah, correction.
This is a fantasy world full of magic. Don’t be bothered about it too much. In laymen terms, it was something like the Holy Fire. [TN: Fox Fire in japanese]

I felt a little sorry for surprising Ivan-san but this was the only way I could prove that I was not possessed by a ghost.

” Is this okay? ”
” Wh, what is this? ”
” Magic. A fire magic that banishes ghosts. It’s the magic you want the guild to cast on Will-dono. ”

I nodded and it looked like Ivan-san finally understood.

” Eh. Then then then Willia… Will-sama is really a noble? ”

To grind it into him, whose eyes were pleading me to say it wasn’t true, I nodded sternly.

 

 

” And, by the way, I can use magic of all attribute! ”

Perfect timing, yay!
I announced with a wink.

” Is….that…..true…. ”
” ……Tee hee♪ ”

Zirco-san simply fell back and fainted.
Hm.
It was lucky we were on my bed.

 

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TN: I had a huge impulse to translate it as

I love you, You love me~♪
Let’s make a Spinel Scroll with me~♪
With a little bit of magic ropes & gravity~♪
Extract his mana & that’s all you need~♪

He he he.

And look, We got ourselves a John-sensei mention.

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67 thoughts on “083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil

  1. Thanks for the chapter!

    And I like using the Barney tune for the children’s rhyme. Sometimes you have to translate more than the words to convey the full meaning, you know?

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  2. Death by a vase? Realy an author joke..
    It’s called “garing” in my country.. (not funny at all)..
    Btw, thx 4 your hrdword to transkate it ..

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  3. Fufufu.
    Sometimes this novel is being a ‘try-hard’ on the comedy side.
    I don’t mind though.

    BTW, listening to some edgy ‘set it off’ music
    ( for example Nightmare, Wolf in sheep’s clothing, Kill the lights, I’ll sleep when I’m dead, etc. )

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    1. Hell yeah! ‘Set It Off’ is the best please don’t call it edgy its just a different type of rock music

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  4. LOL!!! That was really unexpected~ 😂
    So in this world, konnyaku > God and vase > Devil?
    Hahaha I really love this series!!
    Thank you for the chapter!

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  5. “I love you, You love me~♪
    Let’s make a Spinel Scroll with me~♪
    With a little bit of magic ropes & gravity~♪
    Extract his mana & that’s all you need~♪”

    That would have been a godly spell lol.

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  6. I like that you put that little rhyme at the end.
    Who even cares how the sword even works anyways, 😓, not me, that’s for sure, hahaha. *walks away*.

    Thanks for the translation👍✌.

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  7. Thanks 4 the chapter!

    What’s with swords that can cut through anything and it unable to cut konnyaku? I’ve seen in a few stories. Is it referencing to something?

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  8. Why tell Zirco you can use all the elements now???
    You were hiding it for so long and now you just tell him that, you tsundere show off you…

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      1. then bigger question is, why did Zirco not just faint sooner… its like it only really hit him after Will mentioned it, not only that Will even used an element that does not exist as well… Also one of the legendary demons got defeated by a vase. Though the battle did seem interesting until ultimate god cutting slash is defeated by super food item defence technique and to make things worse Spinel did not even manage to be useful in that fight it was like he just tried to do something, but in the end the summons at least forced Will to unlock his special main character OP Vase technique… its like having Super Saiyan God Goku get beaten by a flower pot, just ridiculous on so many levels

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  9. Just remember something if you think this makes no sense nagic is powered by concepts… so a “food that can’t be cut” and “death by a falling vase” was what he used, I mean his strongest image of death is the vase falling as he already experienced it, it’s a sure kill technique no matter what he faces.

    And the food was full of impossible to cut concept, makes sense to me if you ask me.

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